You're such a sh*t" friend, I can't even- Leave me alone. You talk to me every 4 months when you need something and then try to make me feel bad about myself because unlike you I'm not unspeakably desperate to have a boyfriend.
Sorry darling, I got out of that self-pity hole A LONG time ago. Maybe you should too. If you have a FIXABLE problem, something you can 100% control and you aren't willing to put the time and energy in to fix it then you have no right to complain about it.
You're not a concern anymore, I refuse to get upset and drive myself into a tizzy because you're just a sh*t friend who takes and never gives. Goodbye.